"My table just asked for mazarati cheese sticks"

Mike

"You know my party of ten that you just helped run the food for like two minutes ago? Well I just looked out the window and they were sprinting down the street. They took a JD burger and half a sizzling chicken and cheese."

Mike after seeing his LATE NIGHT party not eat their food and run out the door unexpectedly.

"It’s not sizzlin anymore."

Mike after Lecretia told him she has a Sizzling Parm Chik at home.