If I were Howard where would I be?
A new game for all of us to play!
Someone once told me, 'You should have to work in a restaurant before you eat in one.' These stories show why...
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"What’s your name young man?"
Howie in response to Cooper asking for his tipshare…to which Cooper answered, “uh, cooper read”
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Welcome to Late Nite
Howie: Walk past table 33 with me. Luna: What is that smell? Howie: It smells like horse. Welcome to Late Nite. -
Old-School Fridays Night Attire
Howard: Do you want red or black suspenders? Me: I'll take black. Howard: Deneen says I need to collect your $8 tonight. Me: So you're asking me to change my uniform, again, and you want me to pay, again? Howard: Well, Deneen says you don't have to buy them. Me: I don't want them.
Theme: Linear by Peter Vidani
