"You can’t double dip…"

Gaynor to the annoying girls at table 86 who just wouldn’t accept that you can’t use coupons and receive $10 value cards at the same time…ahhh!!!

I don't care if you're a "doctor"

Dr. McKoi (customer) :	You just think I'm an angry black woman trying to get something for free.
Gaynor:	Excuse me! You have no idea what is going through my head.
Dr. McKoi :	I'm a doctor.
Gaynor:	Well doctor, I wouldn't walk into your hospital and tell you how to diagnose your patients, would I?
Dr. McKoi:	This is how I operate.
Gaynor:	Just because I work in the service industry does not mean you can just yell at me and get what you want. This is how I operate.

"This is the only chance you’ll ever have to sing to a cast of a musical…"

Me as I try to entice people to sing Happy Birthday to a girl who’s part of the cast of Billy Elliot.  Dwayne finally obliges and dominates the whole song, which entices Gaynor to ask, “how did the singing go?” 

Fast Dressing

While Tiffany and I are attempting to cash out the cast of Billy Elliot, some crazy lady with a Qdoba cup and brown bag starts asking us what type of dressings we have.  I list them to her. 

“Can I have honey mustard and ranch for my salad.”

As I am busy with a million other things and don’t see a salad, I say, “Give me a minute.”

“Well,” she replies, “My ride is outside so I’m in a hurry.”

I’m sorry.  Did you order a salad from T.G.I. Fridays?  Are you ordering anything from me besides dressing to go?  I find Gaynor, who is more than willing to tell the lady to get out, to which the crazy retaliates, “Shut up, Bitch.”