Secret menu

Ok, lately I’ve been hearing questions such as, “Is this your entire menu?” or “Are these your only options?”

WTF?!?!?!

1.  Our menu is ridiculously large already.

2.  Why would we not give you the full menu?

3.  You’re telling me you can’t find something out of that disgustinly large menu?

4.  What kind of question is that?  Are you looking for a secret menu?  What do you expect me to say.

Sometimes just to fuck with people I’ll say, “No, but if you ask me again it may just magically appear.”