Fast Dressing

While Tiffany and I are attempting to cash out the cast of Billy Elliot, some crazy lady with a Qdoba cup and brown bag starts asking us what type of dressings we have.  I list them to her. 

“Can I have honey mustard and ranch for my salad.”

As I am busy with a million other things and don’t see a salad, I say, “Give me a minute.”

“Well,” she replies, “My ride is outside so I’m in a hurry.”

I’m sorry.  Did you order a salad from T.G.I. Fridays?  Are you ordering anything from me besides dressing to go?  I find Gaynor, who is more than willing to tell the lady to get out, to which the crazy retaliates, “Shut up, Bitch.”