December 2010
8 posts
“(heavy sigh) Jack Daniels and coke”
– Luna in response to the customer who ordered a jack and coke and then asked what’s in it
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Fun Sucker
Per your request Fink, I present “Fun Sucker” a special column that identifies all the fun activities a certain manager has eliminated.
Activity: No more fun nametags
Corporate Fridays has more mood swings than a teenage girl on her sixteenth birthday. One day we’re supposed to decorate our shirts, throw parties, and let our personalities shine through. Now, we’re...
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“I think it’s really sad that I have to explain to a grown adult that I...”
– Heather Fink in a statement that I think pretty much sums up the ridiculous and unfair logic of our “guests”
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“Can you remember that?”
– Yes, yes I can remember your order for a Jack Daniels Burger…after taking thousands of orders for a hamburger…I think I can remember what it’s called and that you want it.
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What I really want for Christmas...
What I really want for Christmas is a big mirror to show society its ugly self and change for the better. Or to say it not so nicely, I want people to get over themselves and stop sucking. I mean, I will help you. I want to help you and make a difference. I truly want the world to be a better place. The problem is, the world doesn’t want to be better. We embrace misery and strive to...
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The last thing I need...
…at the end of the night, is to have a bum asking for a napkin so he can pick the leftover boneless wings off of table 86.
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Good thing he didn't ask for milk...
On Adam’s last day, Rob is sitting at the bar eating lunch. After he finishes, he says, “Hey Adam, can I get a couple of oreos?”
Adam replies, “Dude, you don’t work here anymore, you don’t get free shit.”
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What sauce?
Luna: The guy at 81 doesn’t want the Charlie Daniels sauce.
Kyle: Well that’s new.