January 2010
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Bitch please-inspired by Carly-
The following story is inspired by actual events:
Carly couldn’t believe her ears, this sad excuse for a human didn’t have enough money to pay her bill and her only response was, “bitch.” How badly at that moment did Carly want to magically whip out a bat and hit the oh so obviously true bitch. She would settle for calling the cops, scanning a license and asking The...
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“You being double-parked is not my problem.”
– Anonymous
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Old-School Fridays Night Attire
Howard: Do you want red or black suspenders?
Me: I'll take black.
Howard: Deneen says I need to collect your $8 tonight.
Me: So you're asking me to change my uniform, again, and you want me to pay, again?
Howard: Well, Deneen says you don't have to buy them.
Me: I don't want them.
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“Late Night Ghetto Hour…Mothafuckers”
– Rob in song
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lucky day
I’ll never forget the time that Marc and I found $20 on the ground outside Garmin. Instead of sharing it, he said he’d take me to lunch, which he never did.
Last week Heather and Kyle discussed different methods for collecting random money from the ground.
Heather pretends that she dropped something and then picks up the money. Kyle looks around a couple times and then casually...
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“Are you sure the service was good?”
– Rita in respone to the customers who tip terrbily even though they said the service was excellent.
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