December 2009
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2009 Top Ten BevNap Posts
These are my top ten favorite posts over the past months. I can only hope 2010 will be as entertaining!!!
Honorable Mention: Johnny Depp is my Hero
10: Chocolate Milk…Shaken not Stirred
9. Response to Ridiculous Question
8: Gross
7: Logic
6: Promotion
5: Assholes named Rocky
4: I Heart Bacon
3: Tishka Tude
2: Did this really happen?
1: Tribute to Giard
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“Why do the hosts seat us? They always give us people who don’t know how...”
– Kyle on the never ending quest to discover the point of hosts in a restaurant
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Popper-Skin
Popper-Skin: noun pau-pur-sken
A potato skin topped with a jalepeno pepper and cream cheese with melted cheese on top concealing the contents and making the insides a surprise.
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“Hey Heather, you wanna see a new trick I learned…(as I flip a banana and...”
– who do you think?
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“A note to old people: Don’t run out on your bill, because I can outrun...”
– Kyle, after he chased an old lady to the corner who walked, excuse me, ran out on her bill
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“Hey guys, can you be careful with this shelf because two bobby pins are holding...”
– Brian at the last bar cleaning
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Talks with Tina
“Hey Tina,” I say enthusiastically, “You look like you’re dressed as an adult tonight.”
“Really? Because I’m wearing Jason’s shirt.”
“Well, I guess you’re boyfriend knows how to dress like an adult.”
an hour later…
Tina:
“I need to get my serving shift picked up. Someone said they’ll do it, but I...
Talks with Tina
I think you all know who this story is referring to:
“I was going downstairs to change before work and the bathroom door was locked. So I knocked on the door and get no reply. So I knock harder. The door eventually opens and little miss wigs plus opens and goes, ‘sorry I was naked.’ I respond with, ‘completely?!’ And she says ‘no’, so I said,...
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Did this really happen?
Two Mondays ago, I went to work with my usual uninterested attitude expecting a dull, slow night. I went about my business, but was slightly elevated when a familiar face sat down; Tim, an upper-level executive from Victoria’s Secret who enjoyed sharing stories of how ugly the models really are.
He sat down around 7 p.m. and did not leave until last call at 12:30. Throughout the night he...
Another Scary Parenting Story
Last night a “father” sat at a bar booth with his two daughters, who I can safely assume were under the age of 10. After five minutes the father left his children to sit at the bar top and order an Ultimate Long Island. The father engaged in overly annoying conversation to not just the bartenders but other guests, saying repeatedly how much he enjoyed visiting Fridays on a daily...