If you haven’t heard by now, some douche bag banker left a server in California a 1% tip with a “get a real job” comment as means of extending his quote on quote elite status and power. His subordinate, as I understand it, snapped a photo of the receipt and posted it on his blog, “Ex-Banker” which…
…uh no she isn’t no matter how much you flirt with Joseph and play with his tie.
Caleb at 1150 Tuesday Night
As Jayson dropped me off at Garmin this morning, I looked across Erie St. to Fridays and sighed saying, “oh shoot.”
“What’s wrong?” Jayson asked thinking I forgot something at home.
“Oh nothing, I just thought that maybe somehow Friday’s would’ve been blown up by the time we got back.”
“Don’t you think someone would’ve called you if that happened?” asked Jayson.
Laughing I said, “No…they would all be out celebrating…”
…the cops that is. This past Tuesday a group of kids tried to walk out on their bill. Two got away but four were caught behind. The authories were called and when the kids couldn’t come up with the $22 balance, they were taken away to you know wherever it is that cops take bad guys.
Word is that one of the kids has been previously sighted walking out on his Fridays bill and been causing trouble at the Chicago/State St. McDonalds.
When Chimo approached the kids for the $22, they replied, “we don’t know those other kids,” to which Chimo asked, “So do you eat dinner often with people you don’t know?”
Aaron: How do you want your steak cooked?
Customer: 7, You know like 7 out of 10
Aaron: So…medium well?
Ok, lately I’ve been hearing questions such as, “Is this your entire menu?” or “Are these your only options?”
WTF?!?!?!
1. Our menu is ridiculously large already.
2. Why would we not give you the full menu?
3. You’re telling me you can’t find something out of that disgustinly large menu?
4. What kind of question is that? Are you looking for a secret menu? What do you expect me to say.
Sometimes just to fuck with people I’ll say, “No, but if you ask me again it may just magically appear.”
I gave this girl over 20 lemons for her “lemon water” the other day and she somehow managed to stuff them all in one tumbler. Oh yea, I charged her for a lemonade.
The meat and the sauce all in my mouth.
-We’re talking signature sauce.-
